“Hey what’s going on?”<\/p>\n
“Ah those bums won their court case, so they’re marching today.”<\/p>\n
“What bums?”<\/p>\n
“The fucking Nazi Party.”<\/p>\n
“Illinois nazis.”<\/p>\n
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